Friday, October 23, 2015

I Literally Can't Even Adult

I would like to start this off by saying "thanks...for nothing" to my high school and college teachers. 

I can pass a level two stats class.
I can speak French fluently.
but I can not adult for my life. 


1. mean girl quotes are my life.
there is never a time, in my opinion where they are inappropriate. 

2. I frequently plan to cook dinner but once that time rolls around, my motivation has gone out the window.


3. I a l w a y s freak out when a cop gets behind me-even if I am not doing anything wrong.


4. I have really been getting into the habit of packing late the night before or the morning of a trip.

5. I hate talking on the phone.
If it can't be texted, it probably isn't important.

6. I like to stay in my pjs until around 230-3..pm.

7. I very firmly believe in celebrating small victories. 
this would include things such as:
-paying the bills on time
-waking up before 11am
-getting out of bed before 2pm
-buying groceries

8. When people ask me questions.. 
is a very mature and respected answer in my opinion

9. I need a chaperone at all times
because, sometimes I just can't even. 
I am one of those toddlers that has to touch everything in a store. 
and when I drink...well, see above. 

10. I have no desire to be a real adult, ever. 
Like those men and women who are all uptight all the time and wear uncomfortable black suits from 8-5 monday-friday...never gonna be for me! 


What do you have trouble adult-ing with?


17 comments :

  1. I always panic on some level when a cop is behind me too...I think it's a natural reaction :)

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  2. hahha so funny! I ALWAYS freak out when a cop is behind me!!!! For no reason at all, lol!

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  3. ha ha love this Friday funny! Small victories should be celebrated, always with wine lol!

    My kids get up at 4-5, I can't adult then. They can watch tv, eat toast on the couch and I sit and drink coffee (they are both under 3 lol!). I also ALWAYS freak when a cop is around. Who likes getting in trouble??

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  4. Hahaha these are too funny! I freak out when a cop is behind me too!

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  5. So many of these are true for me, but especially #2 and 5! Also, I just had candy and cookies for breakfast. I'm really good at this adult thing, obviously.

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  6. Staying up late, waking up early. Ugh all adulting problems.

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  7. Meal planning gets me every time. I try to do the responsible thing and plan out meals for a week but…then stuff happens and I never get to it. Or I do it halfheartedly lol. Thanks for posting!

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  8. Ahahahaha I relate to most of these. ;P You're hilarious!

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  9. Hahahaha, yes to every single one of these! Especially Mean Girl quotes, talking on the phone and freaking out every single time I see a cop car. Thanks for the laugh today. Cheers to a weekend where we hopefully don't have to adult at all!

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  10. This post is literally my life lol You hit it dead on with this one!!

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  11. Hahaha Adulting has been such a struggle for me.
    I feel like I am constantly just fake adulting.

    xoxo, Jenny || Breakfast at Lillys

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  12. Lol, I think each year I grow older it just gets worse. I won't even tell you how many are me! Too funny.

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  13. Lol, I think each year I grow older it just gets worse. I won't even tell you how many are me! Too funny.

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  14. Cracking up! I feel the same most days but put on my big girl panties and tackle the day. Only to pay the bills otherwise, hell to the no. I would be in bed all day!

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  15. This was hilarious! I totally hear you!

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  16. Oh goodness! I'm married and have a kid and I still can't adult at times!

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  17. You're not alone...I always assume I'm about to be arrested when a cop is nearby. Between my paranoia about being pulled over and my Google search history I worry I'm going to be sent away for a crime I didn't commit.

    Adulting is overrated. :)

    Visiting from the Blogging Boost group.

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